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Kush Kards  |  SKU: NR850053093371

Halloween Sucked Tonight Greeting Card

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Care information

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  3. Storage: Store your sex toys in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight and extreme temperatures. Avoid storing them touching each other, as materials can react and degrade over time. Many toys come with their own storage bags or cases, which can help keep them clean and protected.
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  5. Batteries: If your toy is battery-operated, remove the batteries when not in use to prevent corrosion and extend their lifespan. Store batteries separately from your sex toys to avoid accidental activation.
  6. Avoiding Damage: Be mindful of any sharp edges or rough surfaces that could cause irritation or injury during use. Inspect your toys regularly for any signs of wear and tear, such as cracks, tears, or breaks. Discontinue use if you notice any damage and replace the toy if necessary.
  7. Sharing: If you plan to share your sex toys with a partner, ensure they are thoroughly cleaned and sanitized between uses. Consider using condoms or other barrier methods to prevent the spread of bacteria or STIs.
  8. Traveling: When traveling with sex toys, pack them securely in a travel case or pouch to prevent damage. Consider using a TSA-approved lock or keeping them in your carry-on luggage to avoid any potential embarrassment or complications during security screenings.

Remember, proper care and maintenance of your sex toys not only prolong their lifespan but also ensure a hygienic and safe experience every time you use them.

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While we endeavor to promptly process and deliver orders, we do not guarantee on-time delivery due to external factors such as severe weather conditions, which may impact processing and handling times.

Description

Looking to add some serious heat to your boo basket? The Getting Sucked Tonight Greeting Card is exactly what you need!


This card is for the bold, the fearless, and the unapologetically bad—those who know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it.


With its sultry pale pink background, striking red text, and a set of vampy red lips with sharp fangs, this card isn't just a greeting; it's a promise.


Whether you're planning a night of passion or simply want to send a cheeky message, this card sets the mood perfectly. 


Front Message: You're Getting Sucked Tonight


Inside Message: (Blank Inside)


Size: 4.25" x 5.5"


Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap

Specifications

  • color
    MT - Multi-Color

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